Jan 05 2009
Barkley Got “A Head” of Himself, Stop Sign
So Barkley had a legitimate reason for running that stop sign it turns out, as he just wanted a blowjob from the lovely lady seated in the passenger seat. But it wasn’t just any old blowjob, for you see, he had one from her just last week and it was the best he had ever received. A drunken Barkley had admitted that he was just on his way around the corner to get some head, and also kept harassing the officer to admit that she was hot. While being processed, he offered to tattoo the name of a civilian PD employee on his ass if it would get him out of a DUI. Bravo Barkely, Bravo.
No wonder he didn’t want to release anything about this incident, but let’s be honest, this isn’t all that bad. So he got drunk and wanted a blowjob, how many of you have felt the same way at some point? Sure he got caught, and admitted freely to everything, but it’s not so bad. On the other hand, you gotta have more sense than that ya knuckle head.
